I read this piece of odd news a couple of days ago, about a British man who has been banned from his girlfriend’s house because of noisy sex. LOL

They have been reported by the neighbors since 2006, and the girlfriend has been warned to keep the noise down and stop sunbathing naked in the yard of her publicly owned house.

It looks like the girlfriend was not able to do so and a drastic measure like this had to be in place, where the man is now barred from her house within 110 yards of the house.

The neighbors insisted it’s not about the noisy sex. Read the following for the full report.

By RAPHAEL G. SATTER, Associated Press Writer
Thu Aug 14, 9:00 PM ET

LONDON – A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend’s home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.

A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris’ apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.

Residents of Norris’s publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.

Neighbors also complained about Norris sunbathing naked in her yard, and were upset that a 6-year-old child in the building had been “subjected to the sort of obscenities you wouldn’t want a 6-year-old to hear,” the spokesman said.

“She is a classic nightmare neighbor,” Taggart said, insisting the case was not about sex. “It’s about allowing your neighbors to have a normal decent life without being disturbed.”

The court granted the city council’s request for an injunction banning Hinton from the apartment because Norris had ignored a previous court order demanding that she be more quiet, Taggart said.

Norris last week was forced to pay $560 in fines and court costs for breaking the “noise abatement order,” Taggart said.

Neither Norris or Hinton could be immediately located for comment. Brighton and Hove is located in southern England.

Source: Here

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