Reading the headlines alone on CBS News made me go WAKAKA! A cross-dressing thief snatched an old lady’s purse in Port St. Lucie, Florida (and my sister says that even if you are decked in jewelry in the United States nobody would bother you?), and left behind a fake breast fashioned from a condom filled with water.

Hahaha! How could he leave the breast behind? I think it fell down from his blouse or something. And what makes him think that a condom filled with water would look anything like a breast? I think it should look more like a fake penis!

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I was reading an online paper, The Telegraph UK, when I came across this offbeat news where two grannies on mobility scooters rammed each other like bumper cars in a supermarket after getting into a fight.

Apparently, these two senior women were friends at first but they fell out over money. This happens all the time, right? The funny thing is that just because someone is older does not really equate to her being wiser or acting like a mature adult.

But then it is said that when someone is old, really old, he or she will revert to a child’s mentality and actions.

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