This guy, Don Gorske, claims that he has eaten 23,000 Big Macs since May 17, 1972 fueled by his obsessive-compulsive disorder and he says that he has receipts to proof. Now, having receipts does not mean that he has EATEN all of them, right?

Anyway, Don Gorske said that there were two days, on different occasions, that he did not get to eat his favorite Big Macs, which each has two beef patties, cheese and a special Mac sauce; once when his mother died, at her request, and once when the weather was too bad that the local McD did not open for business.

Because of that experience, he now has Big Macs in his freezer, just in case something like that happens again. Of all the food in the world that one could be addicted to, it has to be Big Mac but I have to admit that they sure taste good!

Source: Here

Reading the headlines alone on CBS News made me go WAKAKA! A cross-dressing thief snatched an old lady’s purse in Port St. Lucie, Florida (and my sister says that even if you are decked in jewelry in the United States nobody would bother you?), and left behind a fake breast fashioned from a condom filled with water.

Hahaha! How could he leave the breast behind? I think it fell down from his blouse or something. And what makes him think that a condom filled with water would look anything like a breast? I think it should look more like a fake penis!

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